this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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