Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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