I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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