i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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