Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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