I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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