even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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