You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
