"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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