Whod you bang
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The best revenge is premature balding
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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