real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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