So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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