Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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