I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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