How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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