and i looked up. we had an audience...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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