your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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