no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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