I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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