dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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