What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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