walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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