Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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