you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
