is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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