is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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