whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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