LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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