we're blogging at a bar
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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