Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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