if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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