the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So much Jack, so little girl.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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