You made me cry and you don't even care
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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