how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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