So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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