Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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