there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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