just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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