talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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