I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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