Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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