We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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