Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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