You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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