Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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