I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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