its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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