I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
