I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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