Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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