hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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