i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my sisters under your porch take her home
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
