East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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