I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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