I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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