I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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