Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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