i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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