This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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