If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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