Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think my mom watched the whole time
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize